Aphorisms

What to do if the person interviewing you for a very important job isn’t wearing any trousers? This was the quandary that Dog McFarry found himself in. It had been going so well. Then, he noticed. No trousers. His first instinct was to run. To jump out of the window even. But then he remembered…

Mel looked out the window. “Speedo weather,” he said to himself with delight. He was an expat, which meant life was now a continuous holiday. He was heavily tanned. It was a tan that screamed ten hours a day sitting outside a bar drinking lager and eyeballing disinterested, European women. Some would call him a…