You may be relieved that I’ve resisted all temptation to write this in the third person.

Welcome to my small corner of the internet, where I attempt to organise/stash the various creative projects I’m willingly embroiled in. For posterity? Sure. This is a fine place to find me sharing new absurd-leaning stories and blog posts about culture and creative process from time to time.

In July 2026, my short story ‘Bring Me the Head of the Llanishen Bear’ was published by Comma Press as part of the The Book of Cardiff anthology. In 2021, I self-published my first book, Unfortunate Deaths & General Misfortunes – a collection of absurdist flash fiction, strange plays, surreal poems, and weird drawings. My second book is currently on my to-do list.

I’m also a songwriter, producer, and mix engineer – my main music projects being Gene Madoc and Red Telephone. A list of my production & mixing credits reside here, feel free to drop me a line if you’re interested in working together.

As well as writing & making records, I’m hooked on analogue documentary photography, with some of my photos having been featured by the likes of AP Magazine, Docu Mag, and Radar Mag. I’m particular in what I take on, but if b&w film photography is what you’re after, drop me an e-mail and perhaps I can be of use.

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If none of the above is of interest or helpful to you, I’m afraid you may be in the wrong place.

e-mail: blog@declanandrews.co.uk

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